Total Medals Earned: 2,126 (From 325 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,670 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/305 points)
Read all the instructions of the game
Watch the credits of the game
Lose against the boss
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
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Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a flash project
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 15/18 (210/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Medals Earned: 12/18 (70/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/75 points)
Complete all campaigns
Complete all quests
Collect all achievements
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)