Total Medals Earned: 2,126 (From 325 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,670 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (270/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Medals Earned: 10/21 (105/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (50/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Press A to view your inventory
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 31/33 (1,380/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Survive 10 seconds!
Survive 20 seconds
Survive 30 seconds
Survive 40 seconds
Survive 50 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Check out the Credits page!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The official SHOOM
Reach like 6478 O's
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Outlast the BULLIES in SURVIVAL mode
Score over 100,000
Score over 500,000
Survive AMBUSH mode
Score over 1,000,000
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Complete the demo!
